What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 01.07.2025 15:35
You Only Live Twice
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
A View to a Kill
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Moonraker
Live and Let Die
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-”Ah so!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Dr No
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
From Russia With Love
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-J W Pepper
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Goldfinger
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-All the bad guys are black.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Octopussy